You may have scared off potential tourists George. Especially if all the guides are as creatively sarcastic as you were to personal acquaintances. It is amazing that they asked for a return visit. Without doubt your best effort to entertain your guests may be at the root of the request. Your original intent was to have them thinking they had joined the circus.

The trench farming methods by the army sounds creative. It gives ample opportunity to keep the troops busy. There are likely few who would trade for a spot on the parade square.

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