Patti

It is very easy to turn a filthy pig in to holy pig. This is how I do it

1. Get a bit of pig from local store. Check its sell by date.

2. Sprinkle some rose water on it  from a silver sprinker and say Shalom, Shalom, Shalom 3 times.

3. Slap it in a frying pan n say sizzle, sizzle, sizzle damn it