Good afternoon! 
Dan!  Wow!  I just burst out laughing!  How much fun is that!  Excellent!
You either have very nice printing when tired and flawless when you aren't or you figured out how to get printed font on those in the last two pics.  Please share how you did that. 

Oh be careful with the polyurethane.  I hate to be a nudge but want to be sure everyone knows that rags/paper towels/whatever used in polyurethaning should be put in airtight containers or outside in an area where it won't be an issue if they self combust.   It does happen.  I know from personal experience. Neighbor's house caught on fire.  That was years ago and different place but I remember.

Pam, I am very curious about what you wrote about using pencil to mark your plant markers.  Does that work, hold up?  I bought some plant markers recently which came with a pencil and pencil sharpener.... I thought it was silly.  But maybe it does work.  And so simple.

I have been out cleaning up the trash from my front yard.  Living on a main road, I get a fair bit of litter.  With the snow melt, still a bit left in the plow pile, but that is to be expected, the winters litter is all popping up.  Makes me wonder.  I seriously doubt anyone in this group would toss their trash out the car window when they were done with it.  Who does that?  Where/how were they raised?  And do they teach their kids to do that? 

On a brighter note....my daffs are up and looking like they want to bloom soon!  I got a catalogue in the mail to buy bulbs for fall planting for next spring.  Laughing.  Perhaps I should see what I have this Spring???? 

Hope everyone is having an excellent day!